As students all over Bellarmine Prep await for the announcement of the 2025 Prom theme, it appears that there had been a slight delay, due to an unsuspected incident that occured over the weekend.
Both themes, “Shrek” and “Enchanted Forest,” happened to be murdered by—what many witnesses have described—the Theme Killer. Local police officials have described the killer to have escaped both scenes by early Sunday morning, as one theme was executed in a “swamp” and the other in a nearby forested area.
Witnesses could not identify the individual, but upon speaking with three individuals who call themselves, “The Three Little Pigs,” they described the killer to have been stealthy in his actions.
“It seemed like he was in a hurry— ” began Pig One.
Pig Two interrupted, “We couldn’t tell where he was headed, but he definitely has a plan.”
All witnesses were evidently shaken by the incident, but were soon reassured by a determined detective who put himself on to the case.
Reporters spoke with Mr. Detective Lion, who asked for one singular message to be sent out to students at Bellarmine:
“I will do everything in my power to ensure that the prom theme is safe and secure.”
As of now, we are still waiting to hear back from Detective Lion, but promise to continue working on providing updates throughout the following weeks.
